Utahns!

August 15, 2010 9:09 am

THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!

Oh…it’s oh-so-true…
Queenie

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don’t work there, you live in Utah .

If you’ve worn shorts and a
parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah .

If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you live in Utah .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Utah .

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in
the same day, you live in Utah .

If you install security lights on your
house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah .

I f you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Utah .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in Utah .

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph — you’re going 80,

and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Utah .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah .

If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Utah .

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah .

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